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{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}

{"fact":"The largest breed of cat is the Ragdoll with males weighing in at 1 5 to 20 lbs. The heaviest domestic cat on record was a neutered male tabby named Himmy from Queensland, Australia who weighed 46 lbs. 1 5 oz.","length":209}

{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}

{"fact":"In Siam, the cat was so revered that one rode in a chariot at the head of a parade celebrating the new king.","length":108}

{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, and the cat - 230.","length":70}

{"fact":"Most cats adore sardines.","length":25}

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